Megaton Announcement

My internet was down for about a week- due to Time Warner's inability to process a bill payment efficiently- so when i got it back today, i realized that ppl actually check my profile and, in turn, this blog. That's most likely thanks to all the commentors from Infendo clicking my blogger link to see my man-porn Reggie pic. Or to see if i run a blog of my own where they can curse me out. I love dem peeps (for being awesome, not for looking at my profile).

Hithertofurthermorehencethus, i decided i will be updating it half semi regularly since i have some stories to tell and thoughts to share. Someone out there is bound to hear it. I'm not gonna have a gay blog where i update every time i go shopping for groceries. Whatever gets me thinkin is what i'll publish. It'll at least be interesting. Cause if it isn't funny, it has to be interesting (somebody said that once). And trust me, it will never be funny.

Now the people who wanna curse me out have their promised land- Linteria.

*enters blogosphere, grimaces*

(Don't bother leaving ur shoes at the door, it's gonna be dirty in here regardless.)