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"...Nintendo's diehard faithful possess a willingness to be swayed. They want to be swept away from the competition's notions of gaming's next plateau, building facades of indifference whenever a tantalizing game comes along that doesn't bear the Nintendo brand. They shoot catapulted boulders of flame at opposing
gamers when an opinion isn't shared. They will behead you if you don't score Mario Party 9 perfect 10s.

Ok, that first one was a tiny bit exaggerated, but the rest are all proven facts."

Objecting Nintendo vol 1