Linteria

Put the lotion in the basket

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Run and Get Your Quarters In

Friday, June 09, 2006

Remote Reading

"...Nintendo's diehard faithful possess a willingness to be swayed. They want to be swept away from the competition's notions of gaming's next plateau, building facades of indifference whenever a tantalizing game comes along that doesn't bear the Nintendo brand. They shoot catapulted boulders of flame at opposing
gamers when an opinion isn't shared.
They will behead you if you don't score Mario Party 9 perfect 10s.

Ok, that first one was a tiny bit exaggerated, but the rest are all proven facts."


Objecting Nintendo vol 1

Sunday, June 04, 2006

I-man Lost his Bandages

Tony aka Mugwump aka Dracula aka Invisibleman, i need you. If you ever stop by here again, leave me your email. Contrary to reports, i'm not dead. I need to contact you. Serious!

Find some new bandages so someone can see you, or wear a trench coat, or some glasses damn you. Stop watching me when i shower.

Well, um, for the rest of you, go about your business of not reading this blog, as usual.

Assume the position.